reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo: “I’M READY FOR THE PARADE!”
**pulls penis out, marches across the room**

legalmexican:

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

it’s the annoying mom hair cut

(via madonnastwat)